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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] arami's flat tire (15 points). In July I gave [livejournal.com profile] quillismightier a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] tygie_bard's hair (-12 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] rabies (-5000 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6019 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
keleos

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Date: 2008-12-03 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixiewildflower.livejournal.com
Moldy sandwich! Oh no!

Date: 2008-12-04 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antjgiab3.livejournal.com
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] tomegatheron (10 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I turned [livejournal.com profile] shanola22 in for spitting (3 points). Last week I stole [livejournal.com profile] lady_maigrey's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] wiccanslyr's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!

Sincerely,
antjgiab3

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