Dear Santa... define "naughty"

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pulled over and changed arami's flat tire (15 points). In July I gave quillismightier a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I put gum in tygie_bard's hair (-12 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rabies (-5000 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6019 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, keleos

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